dont know if im Gods child or Satans angel
Real men like big booty bitches
Real men like big booty bitches
Them: “ONE.”
You:
Them: “TWO.”
You:
Them: “THR-“
You:
(Source: babebraham, via ayyeeitspearl)
I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
(via saysi)
